026: THAT'S PYROKINESIS, MAYFIELD!

[ra_ra_razputin]

[MERRY CHRISTMAS.

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

EVERY MAILBOX ON BRADY LANE IS ON FIRE.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

here's hoping it doesn't spread!

If you're wondering, the perpetrator is standing outside 339 Brady, warming his hands on his handiwork. Ah, fire, is there anything it's not good for?]

Comments

AW YEAH

[monk-of-keyfu.livejournal.com]

By the bottomless barbecue pit! The braided lane has become a pyre of postage!

[There is now a cross-eyed grinning man feverishly trying to toss snow onto one of the nearby mailboxes. This is utterly failing to do anything to stop the fire.]

yessss

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey! The fire's a good thing! Promise!

[monk-of-keyfu.livejournal.com]

I most heartily disagree, my flatulent firebug!

[... Did he just call Razputin a flamethrower? Nevertheless, he keeps trying to pile on snow! All he's doing is creating a wet mess around the burning mailbox.]

The undiscovered country lies within these porterhouses of parcels!

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

No! I thought I'd light everybody a fire since it's really cold out and there's no ele- did you just call me flatulent?

[monk-of-keyfu.livejournal.com]

My pint-sized plasma plume, I speak of the long arm of your arsonry!

[Definitely a puddle forming around that mailbox now.]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

[ Hey, heat's back on and it's in the wrong place. Bro just kind of popcorn.gifs at his mailbox for a while, without the popcorn part.

Knew he should've stuffed it with smuppets.

Well, films that would never transfer home to make money aren't worth crying over.

Two doors down and here's looking at you, perpetrator. ]

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

[Turns and waves. Don't mind him, Bro, just your friendly neighborhood pyromaniac!]

Hi! I don't think I've seen you around before. Do you live on this street?

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, man. I've been hangin' around this joint for a couple months now. [ Casually observing the rest of the street, or what he can see of it. ] Guess you've been around and gettin' busy.

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

Useful skill you got there, kid.

(Beat.)

That work on things other than mailboxes?

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

It works on anything that's flammable!

[He looks a bit too happy to be taking about things that are flammable.]

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

(And Sniper's going to be enabling that because his idea of being a responsible adult is rather warped.)

Go on, then, let's see you loight something up.