025: Rampage through Mayfield!...Carefully!

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Raz was woken up this morning when his head slammed into the headboard of his bed. Upon sitting up, he realizes that his feet are dangling over the end. Did his bed shrink overnight, or is he... getting... bigger...

Oh, hi not!family and immediate neighbors of 339 Brady Lane. Guess who just burst through the roof of the house and is wearing it like a hat?

IT'S GOGGALOR.]

[phone]

[Don't ask how, but Goggalor has somehow managed to get a hold of a telephone and is whispering as quietly as he can into the receiver.]

Guys! Guys! Listen up! I've done this before so I know what to do! First of all, don't raise your voice unless you want to burst everyone's eardrums! Second, as long as you walk in the middle of the roads, you should be able to avoid crushing people. Third, watch out for telephone poles! Tripping on those hurts like a mother! Okay, I think that about covers it.Any questions?

[Action: All over town]

[There is no way that Goggalor is NOT going to have fun with this. Too bad Mayfield doesn't have any skyscrapers to climb on. He's going to settle for chasing a bunch of screaming drones down the street, taking care not to accidentally step on any of them since they are real people and not citizens of an imaginary metropolis inside a mutated lungfish's head.

Still, the screams coming from the tiny, tiny drones below are... pleasing.]

Comments

[techno-mancer.livejournal.com]

[Just staring at the destroyed house for the moment, and having no idea what to do.]

Wh-what even...

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

Oh, cool, I was just wondering how I was going to get out of the house!

[Even in the time it took him to say that, the ground receded another couple of inches. Maaaaaybe he should climb out before he demolishes the house even more.]

Uh, sorry about that, by the way.

[techno-mancer.livejournal.com]

Hey, ya know, it's not... your fault. I guess. What the hell, Mayfield. What're ya supposed to do like that?

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

I could always go on a rampage! Rampaging is pretty fun!

[techno-mancer.livejournal.com]

Ya definitely are about the right size for Godzilla.

Action

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

[Balin finds himself in the midst of a screaming mob of drones on his way home. He's just a touch lucky that he manages to get out of the stampede without getting knocked over and trampled, though it did leave him banged up a little. He had to body-check a few people with his shotgun to keep them from knocking the wind out of him.]

[And when he's out of their way and can look back to see the source of their terror, Balin looks kinda pissed off and all too generous to share some of that Philly rage. He shakes his shotgun up at Raz the way he might have shaken a fist instead.]

HEY, ASSHOLE! WATCH WERE YOU'RE HERDIN'A DRONES!

[Balin, minding his tongue around giant ten year olds? Never!]

Re: Action

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

Huh!

[Goggalor stops what he's doing and squints at the puny ants at his feet.]

Oh, hey, I didn't realize you weren't all drones down there!

Action

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

[Pointing up at Raz with his shotgun to emphasize his point.]

Yeah, well, I ain't lookin'a crowd surf people, you get me?

Action

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

[Your puny firearms do not scare Goggalor!]

Yeah, sorry about that! Hey, you want a ride instead?

[He kneels down and extends a giant hand.]

Action

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

[Balin stares at the hand for a second. Kind of like almost how a bird behaves when it's reluctant or hesitant to "step up" on to a person's arm.]

[But hey—if Mayfield's going to be whimsical for a change, why not roll with it?]

—Eh, sure, why not?

[Balin heads on over and hops onto Raz's hand.]

Just don't get any crazy King Kong ideas or anythin', yeah?