009: April Fools Event!

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Raz has been picking the receiver up and putting it back down for a solid hour.

And the phone just won't stop ringing.

He is pretty sure he is slowly going insane.]

I will not set the phone on fire. I will not set the phone on fire. I will not set the phone on fi-

[RIIING!]

I'm gonna set the phone on fire.

Comments

[ttly-shot-first.livejournal.com]

[Han is pretty sure he has no phone, what is this.]

Whose channel is this?

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

Huh? This is a phone, not a TV.

[ttly-shot-first.livejournal.com]

Listen, I don't know who you are kid, but I'm in the middle of a space battle, I don't have time for this nonsense!

[And indeed, in the back you may here some space lasers, a Wookie making wookie sounds, and a grumpy princess with hairbuns.]

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

Wha- hey, you called me!

[safetyglasses.livejournal.com]

[Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring~]

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

WHAAAAT.

[safetyglasses.livejournal.com]

Hellooooo~ Jeff?

NO wait.

Hello?

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

Who's Jeff? Better question, who are you?

[im12yearsold.livejournal.com]

[RING RING

RING RING]

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

WHO ARE YOU. STOP CALLING.

[im12yearsold.livejournal.com]

Is your refrigerator running?

[You hear the sound of someone snickering in the background. It may or may not be a 28-year-old dog.]

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

[dot dot dot.]

...Yes?

[thebomberofblue.livejournal.com]

Don't set it on fire!

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

It's asking for it! It's been asking for it for, like, an hour now!

[monochrome-mind.livejournal.com]

...

I expected you to be much more patient than that, Razputin. Clearly setting the phone on fire will do no good.

1/3

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

But it's the middle of the night, and it won't stop ringing no matter how many times I-

2/3

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

[!!!]

ok done

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

-Sasha!! Sasha you have to get me out of here! I'm trapped with a whole bunch of other people in this weird town and they do horrible things to us all the time and I think they're evil robots or something!

[not-an-agent.livejournal.com]

I am a telemarketer. I am trying to sell you a product you have no interest in.

Oh my god I LOVE YOU

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

...

Oh, no.

I've had this account rusting so I couldn't resist |D

[not-an-agent.livejournal.com]

I am going to explain my product to you until I am finished or you have hung up the phone.

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you're honest.

[bahamukokuu.livejournal.com]

Oh, I like burning things! Can I help?

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

As long as it makes this dumb phone shut up! ...Wait, who is this?

[bahamukokuu.livejournal.com]

I'm Utusho Reiuji, but you can call me Okuu!

So, how shall we burn it? Maybe some Nuclear Radiation will do nicely.