003- Virus alert
Sep. 25th, 2009 10:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ra_ra_razputin[Raz has never had his shots, so to speak, and all he knew about the ones here was what he had heard from Porom, which was less than pleasant. So when the nice young men in the clean white coats scary people in the rubber suits showed up at his house brandishing needles? It was time to unleash the psycho-fury!
...Unfortunately, he only had one of his psychic powers back, and there was only so many times you could pick someone up and drop them back in the front yard before one of them got smart and came in through the back door and grabbed his arms. Lots of little girl screaming and kicking ensued, but in the end, the scrawny little kid was no match for the big scary hazmat men. At least now he gets to be a huge drama queen about it.]
They got me! I've been hit! Go on without me! Save yourselves!
[If the phones had video feed, you would probably see Raz sinking to his knees in mock agony. He got the normal vaccine, so he's fine, but he's still expecting a slow death from the horrible, toxic plague they just injected into his veins. GROSS.]
...Unfortunately, he only had one of his psychic powers back, and there was only so many times you could pick someone up and drop them back in the front yard before one of them got smart and came in through the back door and grabbed his arms. Lots of little girl screaming and kicking ensued, but in the end, the scrawny little kid was no match for the big scary hazmat men. At least now he gets to be a huge drama queen about it.]
They got me! I've been hit! Go on without me! Save yourselves!
[If the phones had video feed, you would probably see Raz sinking to his knees in mock agony. He got the normal vaccine, so he's fine, but he's still expecting a slow death from the horrible, toxic plague they just injected into his veins. GROSS.]
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Date: 2009-09-25 04:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-25 07:17 pm (UTC)...We're doomed.
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Date: 2009-09-29 03:46 am (UTC)So they DID tamper with the shots! But why would anyone do that? Do they just want to make people suffer for no reason?
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Date: 2009-09-25 10:03 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-09-26 04:32 am (UTC)My arm's SUPPOSED to feel like it's gonna fall off?
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Date: 2009-09-26 06:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-27 12:48 am (UTC)[He totally is]
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Date: 2009-09-27 02:59 am (UTC)Well, then you have some very special side effects!
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Date: 2009-09-29 03:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-29 05:26 am (UTC)Well, what other powers can you have but psychic powers?
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Date: 2009-09-26 04:54 am (UTC)OH MY GOD! [coughs a bit] THE COLORS! AND THE-- OCTOPUS!
[He points at Raz while screaming and then begins to back up while rabidly coughing.]
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Date: 2009-09-26 04:58 am (UTC)H-hey! What's the big id- [but he doesn't get to finish because he's drowned out by the crazy ranting. Well, that can't be good.]
Oh, no, they got you, too!
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Date: 2009-09-26 01:41 pm (UTC)I don't know what you are talking about you eight-legged freak!
[But then he trips over the chair, looking at it, he thinks it's your goon, the squid.]
Now you're sending your [cough] army against me!
[He kicks the chair but then begins to cough violently.]
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Date: 2009-09-27 12:50 am (UTC)I think you should lie down. You're... not well.
[Understatement of the century!]
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Date: 2009-09-27 02:11 am (UTC)Snakes [cough cough] on furni- [cough] -ture!
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Date: 2009-09-27 02:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-27 03:37 am (UTC)NO! NOT THEM! I know, you're in league with the guys in the suits! You're the gang leader of them all, you octopus that oddly sounds like Monkey-jiji.
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Date: 2009-09-29 03:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-29 03:40 am (UTC)Okay... just... lie down somewhere and I'll go... soak a hand towel in cold water or something.
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Date: 2009-09-29 03:47 am (UTC)[The poor idol doesn't want to be strangled.
Especially when he just died.]